Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
女人是用来爱的，不是用来了解的。
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that, would tell one anything.
绝不要相信一个透露自己真实年龄的女人。如果一个女人肯说出自己的真实年龄，那么她什么都说得出来。
Crying is the refuge of plain women but the ruin of pretty ones.
哭泣可以庇护平常女人，却能毁掉漂亮女人。
A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction.
男人的脸是自传，女人的脸是小说。
There is one thing infinitely more pathetic than to have lost the woman one is in love with, and that is to have won her and found out how shallow she is.
有件事比失去自己心爱的女人更悲惨，那就是：得到她，然后意识到她有多么肤浅。
Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.
女人绝不会因为受到恭维就放下戒心，但吹捧一个男人却总会令他缴械投降。这就是性别差异。
The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.
女人改造男人的唯一方式就是令男人厌倦到对生活彻底失去兴趣。
Women give to men the very gold of their lives. But they invariably want it back in small change.
女人把生命中最好的东西给了男人——但她们总是一点一点地再把这些东西要回去。
Women, as some witty Frenchman once put it, inspire us with the desire to do masterpieces, and always prevent us from carrying them out.
正如某位机智的法国人所言，是女人让我们燃起成就大事业的欲望，但阻止我们付诸现实的也是她们。
Wicked women bother one. Good women bore one. That is the only difference between them.
坏女人令人麻烦，好女人令人厌烦。这是她们之间唯一的区别。
There is only one real tragedy in a woman’s life. The fact that her past is always her lover, and her future invariably her husband.
女人的生命中只有一个真正的悲剧：她的过去总像情人一般值得缅怀，她的未来总像丈夫一般无法避免。
If a woman can’t make her mistakes charming, she is only a female.
如果一个女人不能把自己的错误变得迷人，那她就只是一个雌性动物。
I delight in men over seventy, they always offer one the devotion of a lifetime.
七十岁以上的男人对我胃口，只有这把年龄的男人才能做到至死不渝。
A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is invariably plain.
爱说教的男人往往道貌岸然，爱说教的女人一定姿色平庸。
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
应该对富裕的单身汉狠狠征税。他们竟比其他人快活那么多，这实在太不公平了。
Men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not.
当男人是好丈夫时，他们无趣得可怕；当他们不是好丈夫时，他们自负得可憎。
I like men who have a future and women who have a past.
我喜欢有未来的男人和有过去的女人。